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Ek Sharaabi ek Pahunche Huye BABA Ke Aashram Mein Daya.
Sharaabi: Maharaj, Main Aapki Sharan Mein Aaya Hun.... Mujh Per Kripa Kijiye.
Baba: Kya Baat Hai Beta ?
Sharaabi: Babaji Mein Sharaab Kee Vajah Se Bahut Dukhi Hun. Kripa Karke Meri Sharaab Chhudwa Deejiye !
Baba: Tum Bilkul Sahi Jagah Aaye Ho Bachcha ! Ye Samjho Tumhari Sharaab Chhoot Gayi.
Sharaabi: Jai Ho Babaji Ki ! Mujhe Vishwas Thaa Ki Aap Meri Madad Zaroor Karenge ! Ab Jaldi Se Phone Keejiye Civil Lines Thaane Ke Incharge Ko! Usne Meri 2 Peti Whiskey Zabt Kar Lee Hai !!!
- Post Turtles While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old veteran, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate of the military hospital, the doctor struck up a conversation...
- Crossing the Road in Pakistan... Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;
Look "up" for American drones;
Look "down" for bombs and... - Perfect Answer The skydiving instructor was going through the question-and-answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question:
If our chute doesn`t open; and the reserve doesn`t open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?
The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered:
The rest of your life. - Obama Ranked 5th Best President From a total of 44 US Presidents, Obama is rated the 5th best. The A&M`s Public Relations Office released this statement: After only 5 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama...
- Ex-Wife!!! George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George and his new wife was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was...