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Laila ne Majnu ko ek ped ke peeche dekha aur Boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??
Majnu Bola: Haan.
Phir kuch der baad Laila ne Majnu ko jhadiyon ke peeche dekha toh vo boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??
Majnu Bola: Haan, main Majnu hi hoon.
Phir kuch der baad us ne Majnu ko ek diwaar ke peeche dekha aur pucha: Tum Majnu hi ho na ??
Majnu bola: Haan-haan Laila... main Majnu hi hoon, tum mujhe susu karne dogi ya nahin???
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Pati: Woh Kyon ??
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