| Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasvir Lagi Hui Thi. Banta: Yaar, Tujhe Toh Cricket Mein Bilkul Bhi Interest Nahin Hai, Phir Tune Siddhu ji Ki Photo Kyun Laga Rahi Hai??? Santa: Kaun Siddhu?? Main Toh Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha... Dukaandar Ne Kaha Ye Le Jao, Latest Hai !!! Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhota, Tab Hi Baarish Ho Jaati. Ek Din Dhoop Nikli Toh Usne Shukr Kiya Aur Dukaan Pe Surf Lene Gaya. Wo Jaise Hi Dukaan Par Gaya, Baadal Zor-Zor Se Garajne Lage. Santa Fatafat Aasmaan Ki Taraf Muh Karke Bola: Kya? Kidhar?? Main Toh Biscuit Lene Aaya Hoon, Kasam Se...!!! ??? Santa Ki Maa: 21 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui. Press Reporter: Phir Apne Kya Kiya? Santa Ki Maa: Phir Jab Mein 21 Saal Ki Hui Toh Papa Ne Meri Shadi Karwa Di, Phr Ja Ke Apna Ye Santa Hua... !!! Ek Aadmi Khade-Khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha. Santa Usko Bade Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola: Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe Toh Dhakka Maaru? Doctor: Motape Ka Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai. Tum Roj 2 Chapatis Khaya Karo. Santa: Theek Hai Doctor Sahab, Par Ye Toh Bataiye 2 Chapati Khaane Se Pehle Khaani Hai Ya Khaane Ke Baad ? |
| Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye? Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai Na... Santa: Vahi Jiski Pichle Saal Shaadi Hui Thi? Banta: Haan Yaar Vahi. Kal Uski Biwi Mar Gayi. Santa: Toh!!!??? Banta: Toh Kya? Vo Ro Raha Tha Toh Maine Kaha Ki Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho, Ye Ek Saal Toh Toh Chali Varna Chinese Maal Toh 5-6 Mahine Se Jyada Kahan Chalta Hai??? Bengali: My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses. Santa: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle. Doctor To Santa: Aapki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai... Santa Pehle Toh Bahut Roya... Phir Aansu Ponchte Hue Pucha: Kitne Number Se ??? Santai: Khaana Kya Bana Rahi Ho? Santa: Aaj Butter Chicken, Chicken Biryani, Butter Naan Aur Saath main Tumhare Liye Chilled Beer Bhi Hai.... Santa: Khaana Bana Rahi Ho Ya Chutiya??? |