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Lalu's PA: Sir! There is a new problem.
Lalu: Ka problem?
PA: Ebola.
Lalu: Kaun bola?
PA: Koi bola nahin Sir, Ebola.
Lalu: Arrey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola?
PA: Sir, aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola.
Lalu: Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? Bola kaun, Manmohnwa Bol Diya ka re?
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