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Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na?
Bade: Haan hai toh...
Chhote: But uski wife itni badi star nahi hai... jyada chali nahin.
Bade: Nahin yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na.
Chhote: Nahin wo baat nahin hai, sabko pata hai.
Bade: Kisko pata hai?
Chhote: Bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali, wo ek choti star hai.
Bade: Wo kaise?
Chhote: Abe tune wo poem nahi suni? Twinkle-Twinkle little star...
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar.
- Girlfriend's Call Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend ko phone kiya toh us ke 10 saal ke bhatije ne phone uthaya.
Ladki: Hello bachche, zara apne uncle ko phone dena please... - Security Check! When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier instructed, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could...
- After 25 years of Marriage Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment...
- How to Make a Man/Woman Happy! How to make a man happy:
1. Feed him.
2. Leave him with peace.
3. Don`t check his phone... - Shopping in London Paddy & Jimmy were walking along a street in London. Jock looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, "Suits...
