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'Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga...'
Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya...
Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya.
Usne kaha,"abe kaminey..... woh toh katne ke darr se de diya...... warna main toh Murga hun !!
- I Love you! In sab ko ek-ek msg dia giya k apne apne SHOHRON ko send karen...
"I LOVE YOU "
To Inke shohron ke jawab kuch youn aaye... - My Computer Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...
Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer... - Ghalib's Date Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Arz hai.... - Girlfriend's grievance! `Brian, what's wrong with you? You've been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes...
- An Ordinary Citizen! A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air...
