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Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them Wife...!!! Your Problem.. !!!
Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Peeke aye ho kya?
Hubby: Nahi meri maa...
Wife: Phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho???
There are two types of suicide (Fast & Slow):
Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.
Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.
Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi 'Raakshas' se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.
Awesome reply: Husband: Arrey pagli, Blood Relation me shaadiyan kahan hoti hai... !!!
- Slow Mom, Fast Mom! Little Freddie's mother was in the hospital, and he was paying a visit to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room...
- Santa's RTI Query I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country: 1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21...
- Husband in a Good Mood Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides...
- Dharam Patni Dharam Pita... not real father.
Dharam Maa... not real mother.
Dharam Putra... not real son.... - Speeding Ticket!!! A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn`t...
