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If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....
Soda Akbar
Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
Rum De Basanti
Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
Beer Zara
Bevde Zameen Par
Ek Tha Bagpiper
Talli six
Rum Maro Rum
Maine Drink Tujko Diya
Bewdy Rathore
Hickk Hick Hota Hai
DaaruDas
Hum Tunn
Maine Neat Kyu Piya
Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya
Ulti Kar Di Aapne
Whiskiya
Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
- Women are Always Right! Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister.
The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I`m right. Please send... - A Wife's Wishes! A woman finds Aladdin`s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes...
- Pathan vs. Bainya! EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya. Shaadi waale ghar mein 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Rishtedar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.
Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se... - Pick Your Saddle Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle...
- How to Stop Telemarketing Calls... I called at Vodafone Customer Care, a girl picked up the phone.
Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai.
Me: Thank you....
