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Ladka: Tumhaara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Kyun bataun? Main tumhe jaanti tak nahin.
Ladka: Theek hai, mat batao, main kaun sa tumhe apni BMW mein bitha raha hun.
Ladki: Mein Sheila hun, B.Com second year mein padti hun. Saamne waali gali mein seedhe haath ki tarf chauthe number pe ghar hai mera - House number 322B top floor. Ghar mein mummy, papa aur ek chota brother hai. Aur haan, shaam ko 6-8 baje tak tution jaati hun.
Ladka: Ok, thanks, jis din BMW lunga us din zaroor bithaunga.
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