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Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe... numbers exchange hue... aur phir...
Girl: Hello darling! Kya kar rahe ho...???
Boy: Hai Jaanu, Shave kar raha hoon...
Girl: Jab bhi mai tum ko call karti hoon tum shave kar rahe hote ho... din mein kitni baar Shave krte ho...??
Boy: 30-40 baar...
Girl: Tum Pagal ho. kya...???
Boy: Nahi jaanu mainn Barber hun...
- Pregnant With Twins!!! The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn`t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought...
- Driving Under the Influence One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb...
- Archery Contest... Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires...
- Insaan Aur Khuda Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
Maine bhi keh diya: Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin... - Before and After Marriage BEFORE: You take my breath away.
AFTER: I feel like I`m suffocating.
BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation.
AFTER: She called me a controlling...
