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Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
Police: Naam Bol.
Ladka: Sorry sir, is baar jane do... dobara nahi hoga.
Police: Naam kya hai.
Ladka: Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami.
Police (book band karke): Theek hai, agli baar gaadi dheere chalana!
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