Papa Hain Vo Tere...

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    Girlfriend: Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Hamesha Daantte Rehte Hain.

    Boyfriend: Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: Lekin Din Bhar Chillate Rehte Hain Mujhpe... Chup Hone Ka Naam Hi Lete.

    Boyfriend: Jaanu, Koi Baat Nahin... Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: But Bina Vajah Ke Daantna Bhi Theek Nahin Hai Na Yaar...

    Boyfriend: Arey Jaane Bhi Do Yaar... Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: Tum Bhi Unki Hi Side Loge..... Meri Toh Koi Value Hi Nahin Hai...

    Boyfriend: Achcha... Bula Toh Usko... Aisi Taisi Na Kar Di Us Buddhe Ki Aaj Toh Mera Naam Badal Dena... Tum Bulao Toh Sahi Ek Baar Us Kamine Khoosat Ko... Aaj Uski Kabr Khod Hi Deta Hun Mein... Hamesh Pareshaan Karta Rehta Hai Meri Jaan Ko... Bula Bula Us Kutte Ko...

    Girlfriend: Gaali Mat Do Jaanu... Papa Hain Vo Mere

    Boyfriend: Mein Bhi Toh Itni Der Se Yahi Bata Raha Tha Tumko... Ki Papa Hain Vo Tere..
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