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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Pappu: Shaadi.
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Pappu: Dulha Banunga.
Teacher: Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge?
Pappu: Dulhan.
Teacher: Abbe!!! Matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge?
Pappu: Bahu launga.
Teacher: Arey bewakoof... Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Pappu: Pota.
Teacher: Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Pappu: Hum do, hamare do !!!
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