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Pati: Priye, Kal Subah Kya Tum Mere Saath Yoga Class Chalna Pasand Karogi?
Patni: Tum Kehna Kya Chahte Ho, Main Kya Moti Ho Gayi Hoon?
Pati: Koi Baat Nahin, Ichcha Nahi Hai Toh Mat Chalo.
Patni: Matlab Main Aalsi Hoon?
Pati: Arey Tum Gussa Kyun Kar Rahi Ho?
Patni: Matlab Main Hamesha Jhagadti Joon!
Pati: Arey Maine Aisa Kab Bola?
Patni: Matlab Ki main Jhoothi Hoon!
Pati: Achcha Baba, Main Nahin Jaata Hoon!
Patni: Main Sab Samajthi Hoon, Darasal, Tum Le Jana Hi Nahin chahte The...
Pati Ne Chup Rehne Mein Hi Bhalaai Samjhi Aur Chup Chaap So Gaya...
- Good Marketing! While walking down the street one day, a high ranking politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance...
- Kripa Keejiye Maharaj !!! Ek Sharaabi ek Pahunche Huye BABA Ke Aashram Mein Gaya.
Sharaabi: Maharaj, Main Aapki Sharan Mein Aaya Hun.... Mujh Per Kripa Kijiye.
Baba: Kya Baat Hai Beta... - Safe Ride??? There is a story about monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several 100 feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which was pulled...
- Post Turtles While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old veteran, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate of the military hospital, the doctor struck up a conversation...
- Crossing the Road in Pakistan... Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;
Look "up" for American drones;
Look "down" for bombs and...
