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Banta ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Banta: Ye hamara bachcha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? Aur logon ka toh 9 mahine baad hota hai?
Biwi: Aaap bhi na.., Ye batao aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Banta: 3 Mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shaadi ko?
Banta: 3 Mahine.
Biwi: Aur hamara bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Banta: 3 Mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne months ho gaye?
Banta Khushi Se: Oh... shit yaar, SAMAY ka pata hi nahi chala... Sorry Janu maine tum par shaq kiya.
Biwi: Please, aisa mat bolo ji, Rulaoge Kya...?
- Anger Management! 1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bahut gussa karti hai.
2nd Friend: ehle meri biwi bhi kaafi gussa kiya karti thi par ab bikul nahin karti.... - Simple Explanation! The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened?" she asks anxiously... - Boss is Always Right! Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee: That`s easy, 49.
Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge... - A Jealous Husband A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife`s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video...
- Salary Hike! Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious Firm for over ten years...
