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Ladka apni friend se:
Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga.
Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai;
Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga.
Uske jitne paise nahi hain;
Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga.
Aur kya chahiye tumhein????
Ladki: Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...? Chal apne dost ka number de...
- Facebook Status and Comments A Girl`s Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.
Comments Left by Male friends:
1) Awww, so sweet... - Computer Humor! What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory... - Daru ki vajah! Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...
1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...
2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya... - The Goat and The Horse There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus....
- Miserly Gift! A very tight man was looking for a gift for a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken, which he could...
