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Santa and Banta were playing chess...
(joke doesn't end here).
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
The joke doesn't end here either...
Phir wahan Viswanathan Anand aata hai.
Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hain.
Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge.
Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.
Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.
Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
Ssnts-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end...
Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.
Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga...
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