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Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:
Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Intrviwer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..
Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.
Intrvwer: Why....??
Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...??
- Guys vs Gals! Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:
1) No...
2) Yes...
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
4) I m engaged... - Language Problem! An Indian girl married a Spanish and went to Spain! She can`t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift...
- What's for Dinner Tonight? Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho?
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo - I Love You, Sweetheart There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love...
- Santa & Banta vs Viswanathan Anand Santa and Banta were playing chess...
(joke doesn`t end here).
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai...
