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Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.
Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani hai?
Santa: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai.
Inspector: Kaun de raha hai dhamkiyaan tumko, aur kya bol raha hai?
Santa: BSNL wale, kehte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge...!
- Christmas Gift for Mom The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn`t usually take requests...
- Plight of a Married Man Wife: I love you baby.
Husband (softly): I love you too.
Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??? Husband: Bas thoda mood off... - An honest politician and a generous lawyer! Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened...
- Christmas Gift! After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume...
- Students and Their Favourite Songs... SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
