Santa-Pappu Jokes

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    Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.
    Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kar Diya?
    Sher Gusse Se Bola: Arey Saale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi, Itni Badi Billi...

    Girl-Friend Apne Boy-Friend Pappu Se: Maine Aaj Cheating Ki Hai.
    Pappu Pehle Toh Thoda Sa Hairaan Hua Phir Chillate Hue Bola: Tho Main Kaunsa Tujhse Pyar Karta Hoon, Mein Bhi Toh 2 Saal Se Cheat Hi TohKar Raha Hoon.
    Ladki Rone Lag Gayi, Aur Boli: Par Main To Exams Ki Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
    Pappu: Ooohhhhhh Shitt.... Pehle Batana Tha Na.

    Santa Petrol-Pump Par Scooter Leke Gaya Aur Bola: Bhai 10 Rupaye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
    Salesman Ne Suna Aur Majak Udate Hue Puchha: Bhai, Itna Sara Petrol Dalva Ke Kya Karoge? Kahin Jana Hai Kya?
    Santa: O Jana Kahan Hai Yaar, Hum Toh Aise Hi Paise Udate Hain.

    10th Karne Ke Baad Santa NE Pappu Se Pucha: Beta, Bade Hokar Kya Karoge?
    Pappu Khushi Se Boli: Baap Banunga, Padhai Karunga, Shaadi Karunga.
    Santa Ne Ghabrate Hue Kaha: Beta Tu Kuch Bhi Kar, Teri Zindagi Hai... Lekin Ek Request Hai.
    Pappu: Ji Papa, Bolo.
    Santa: Yaar Thoda Sequence Ka Dhyan Rakhna...

    Santa Ladki Waalon Ke Ghar Rishta Pappu Ka Rishta Leke Pahuncha.
    Ladki Ke Parents: Hamari Beti Toh Abhi Pad Rahi Hai.
    Santa: Koi Baat Nahin ji... Hum 2-3 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
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