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Pehle Din:
Pati (phone par): Kahak ho?
Patni: Ghar mein hun darling.
Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.
Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...
Pati: Achcha theek hai.
Dusre Din
Pati: Kahan ho?
Patni: Ghar pe hi hun darling.
Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.
Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...
Pati: Acchha theek hai.
Teesre din pati phone nahin karta aur ghar pahuch jata hai...
Pati, naukrani se: Maalkin kahan hai?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi - Maim saab saath mein mixi kyun le gayi?
- Fastest Bird! Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai...........??
Student: Mam, Haathi... - The Literate Dog... A young boy from Pune goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won`t believe...
- Pappu Rocks! Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya. Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya.
Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao.
Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai, wo bazar gye hain.... - Secret of a Happy Marriage! A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except...
- Bhagavat Gita - 19th Chapter Arjun: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding junk mail that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders...
