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Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?
Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya.
Chhote: Hmmmm, tujhe pata hai ek jaanwar hamesha maje mein rehta hai.
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai yaar, hamesha?
Chhote: Haan yaar hamesha!!
Bade: Chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye?
Chhote: Haan, chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye.
Bade: Kaunsa jaanwar hai?
Chhote: Saanp.
Bade: Saanp. You mean Sake? Wo kaise?
Chhote: Abe saanp ke fun hota hai na, isliye....
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!!
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