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Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....
Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar, maine aapka namak khaya hai.
Gabbar: Safed namak ya kala namak?
Kaaliya: Safed.
Gabbar: Iodine tha kya usame?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: Free flowing hai kya?
Kaaliya: Jee haan...
Gabbar: ISI mark hai kya?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: 'Dukan' se liya ya 'Super Market' se ya sarkaari depot se?
Kaaliya: Gaon walo ne diya tha sardaar.
Gabbar: MRP dekha tha kya?
Kaaliya: Haan.
Gabbar: Expiry date bhi dekhi thi kya?
Kaaliya: Haan sardaar..
Gabbar: Tata tha ya Captain Cook?
Kaaliya: Sardar, main Namak Haram hoon... mujhe goli mar do.
- What's In a Name Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko, jo bus stop pe khadi thi, ghar chorne chala gaya.
Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne... - The Good Old Days! Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson. "When I was a kid...
- Intellectual Discussions! Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya... - Bad Luck!!! A man who owned a local grocery store was out delivering orders in his station wagon when he hit and injured a little, old lady. The lady sued and was awarded...
- Dedicated to all Businessmen 12 reasons why I chose Business as profession:
1. I hate sleeping.
2. I have enjoyed my life...
