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Ek husband ne apni wife ko ek SMS bheja:
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you. You are my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great.
Uski wife ne reply bheja: Pee li hai na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao...
DARO MAT... KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..!!!
Husband: Thank you!
- Black or White? TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko... - The Professor & The Sailor A professor was travelling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor Deco, "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Epidemology...
- Well-Educated Wife! Husband: Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho???
Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart... - Recruiting a Commando! A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!
Interviewer, "We want a person with a suspicious mind... - Papa's BMW!!! A boyfriend sends a message to his girlfriend on WhatsApp...
Boyfriend - Hi.
Girlfriend - Hello...
