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Customer (ek ladki): Agar mein aaj cheque deposit karun toh wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk: Kam se kam 3 din lagenge madam.
Ladki: Dono bank amne-samne toh hain phir bhi itna time kyun?
Clerk: Madam, PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na. Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gai, toh aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
- Guess What... Ek Larki interview dene gayi.
Boss: Batao wo kaunsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hotey hain ??
Larki: Bike... - Snakes and 'Fun'! Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?
Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya.
Chhote: Hmmmm, tujhe pata hai ek jaanwar hamesha maje mein rehta hai... - That's Good! Two friends met after a long time...
Hey, I got married!
Oh! Thats good... - Talking Parrot! Boy went to buy a talking parrot!
Boy: Main kaisa lagta hoon... - Mahatma Gandhi Some of history`s greatest replies come from people we don`t usually associate with great wit...