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Ek husband market jaata hai aur kisi kaam se apni wife ko call karta hai.
Husband: Helloo, call me Shonu.
Wife: Mera Shona Babu....
Husband: Arrrrre.... Call Me Sweetheart...
Wife: My sweetu... Sweetheart....
Husband: Ufffff...... Call me Honey...
Wife: Mera hannu darling....
Husband: O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nahi hai aur mujhe bahut zaroori kuch puchna hai, emergency hai...
Wife: Oho... ok ok... Sorry... Sorry.. Abhi karti hu!
- Career Or Stand! An Officer was rewarded a bicycle by his Commanding Officer for a job well done. It was a beautiful cycle but didn`t have a carrier at the back....
- Awkward Questions! Santa noticed that Banta was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.
"Well," said Banta, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions... - Rainy Day Laundry Blues Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati thi. Ek subah Santa ne dekha ki mausam bilkul saaf hai, aasmaan bilkul clear lag raha tha aur...
- Stolen Turkey! Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Dewey said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you...
- Office Hours Boss: Kahan gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane.
Boss: Office hours mein...
