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Girlfriend: Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means?
Boyfriend: It's 'Nothing'
Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na... please...
Boyfriend: Arre uska matlab 'kuchh nahi' hota hai.
Girlfriend: Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai?
Boyfriend: Bola to 'kuchh bhi nahi' hota hai.
Girlfriend: Kaminey, akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon, ek word me chup chap answer de...
Boyfriend: Ghanta....
Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps.
Boyfriend: Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila?
Girlfriend: Kuchh nahi.
Boyfriend: Yahi hota hai 'Babaji Ka Thullu'
Girlfriend: Sweetu, pahle nahi bata sakte the?
- Cheating Bugger! "Is that the obituary section of the Clarion?" asked the woman.
"Yes, madam, can I help you?"
"I`d like to put a notice in... - Onion Prices! Is mehengai ke jamane mein yeh joke nahi Sachaai lagti hai...
Jeeto: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye!
Santa (Excited ): Arre wah... - Types of Ladies 1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.
2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment... - Soap Affair Ek REXONA naam ki ladki thi.
Jiske Mammi Papa ka naam DAYNA or CINTHOL tha.
Ek MARGO naam ka ladka jo REXONA ko pyaar karta tha aur... - Bank Robbers! Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor...
