| A farmer had 3 lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up. The first boy arrived and said: "Hi, I`m Eddie, I`m here for Betty, we`re going steady, is she ready?" The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way. The second boy arrived and said: "Hi, I`m Joe, I`m here for Flo, we`re going to the show, is she ready to go?" The farmer called Flo and she and Joe went on their way. The third boy arrived in an old beat up pickup, came to the door and said: "Hi, I`m Chuck" The farmer shot him. |
| Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko, jo bus stop pe khadi thi, ghar chorne chala gaya. Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne ladke ka shukriya kiya aur boli: Beta raat bohut ho gai hai, tum yahin BITTU ke kamre me so jao! Ladka bola: Nahin aunty mein yahin SOFA par so jaunga. Agle din Subah ek bohut hi sundar, hot ladki chai le kar aai. Ladka: Aap kaun ho.......?? Ladki: Me BITTU hun. Aap kaun.....?? Ladka: Main saala ullu ka pattha.... |