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Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.
Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...
Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
- Innocent Daughter! A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I lookk like a wicked witch?
Mom: No.... - Rules for the Air force Pilots The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa...
- Grandma's Dilemma The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn`t speak...
- Facebook vs WhatsApp Husband-Wife`s Facebook and WhatsApp life...
On `WhatsApp`
Wife: Ghar kab aa rahe ho... - Killing a Lion: Network Operator Style! Vodafone Method: Hire a lion, give him full rest, pay him more than his expectation, never ask him to do any hard work for 3 months...
