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Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na.
Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.
Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.
Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?
Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?
Wife: I Love U!!!
Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine...
- We Indians are Unique... 1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.
2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door and the females run for their... - Anything For Marks Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks)
Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder. Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used for... - The 500 Page Book Doctor, pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...
Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha... - Drinking Habits! Mulla Nasruddin`s young wife, recently returned from her honeymoon, was complaining to her friend about her husband`s drinking...
- When Santa Caught Spying... Santa was caught by Mughal army and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun...
