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"I`m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money."
"Why do you say that?"
"Listen to this from his bill: `For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25`."
- Go Slow Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road... - Violin lesson! 'Haven`t I seen your face before?' a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant...
- Bow, wow! Teacher: 'Sam, what is the outside of a tree called...
- Not enough The child comes home from his first day at school.
- Farmer A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
