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The Walton`s invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr. Walton was asked what he did for a living.
Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!"
To which Mrs. Walton replied, "Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman."
"No mom. Every time we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says I just caught another fish
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