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Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.
"Oh, no!", cried the lab technician, "Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiation!"
"What does that mean?" asked the worried young man.
"It's serious," replied the technician. "All your children will be lawyers!"
- Rulers and Servants! An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of Vijay Chowk and Rajpath. Came the closing hour...
- Sober vs. Drunk ! The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
To the mate, who indignantly protested... - Don't be Smart with Kids! In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other counter there was a box of...
- Jesus is Watching! A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and...
- Enough about Wives... A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight:
Light when first found...
