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An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, "You`re an engineer, you`re in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer, "So, how are things in Hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We`ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And, there`s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
"What! You ve got an engineer? That`s a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell... send him to me."
"Not a chance! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I`m keeping him!"
God insists, "Send him back or I`ll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?"
- Confession? A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes...
- Hello! Teacher: 'All right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?'
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya: 'Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw... - Time left... A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn`t been feeling well and wants to find out if he`s ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
'I`m afraid I have some bad news. You`re... - Responsible? Two weeks after Santa is transfer into the promotion department, his old boss got a phone call.
'You told me Santa was responsible... - Food for thought ? Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo`s voice was heard answering...
