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One prisoner to another: How long are you in this jail ?
Second prisoner: Two weeks.
First prisoner: What was the charge?
Second prisoner: No charge, everything is free.
- 7 up! This happened to an American visitor in Madras. In his hotel room he picked up the telephone one night and asked for a
- Wishing Well! A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided...
- Whose MIL is better? Wife: Darling, you hate all my relatives. Husband: 'No, I don`t hate your relatives. In fact...
- Smart Santa! Through the center of Lahore there is the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever) which goes between India and Pakistan. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman...
- About the effects... A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey...
