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Job Applicant: I'm looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.
Employer: More than we can use already.
Applicant, as he is getting desperate: I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk. If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor.
Employer: It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications.
Applicant, as he stands up and angrily yells, Work for you? I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!
Employer: Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening.
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