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Little Johnny was very proud of his Mangy Mutt.
He was playing with it, when a passing gentleman stopped and asked Johnny, "What kind of a dog is that, Johnny?"
"He's a police dog, sir!" the boy replied.
"What! A police dog? He doesn't look like one."
"Oh, I know it," was Little Johnny's answer, "but you see, sir, he's in the secret service!"
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