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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
- I want to be the only one in his life.
- I want him to sleep always by my side.
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....!!!
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Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai.
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- Experiment on a Dog Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog`s legs off, then they told...