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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed."
- Shopping in London Paddy & Jimmy were walking along a street in London. Jock looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, "Suits...
- Students Classification by Age Classic examples for students of different age groups:
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Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi - Heart Attack... - Shaadi Ke 7 Sukh 1. Subaah subaah garam paani milega..... Bartan dhone ke liye.
2. Pyaare pyaare bachche milenge.....
