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During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents, young boy cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I`ll never find it here at home, so I`m leaving. Don`t try and stop me!"
With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind.
"Didn`t you hear what I said? I don`t want you to try and stop me."
"Who`s trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute, I`ll go with you."
- Clothes off ! There was an artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now.
His model showed up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress... - Hungry Banta Banta after coming from work was very hungry. He asked for something to eat from Preeto. Preeto gave him a sandwich. It did not satiate his hunger. Craving for more, he opened the fridge and ate the leftover chicken with...
- Changed attitude ! Sachin received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren`t expletives were, to say the least, rude.
Sachin tried hard to change the bird`s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind, but... - Golden cafe Once our Santa ended up getting drunk at this place called the Golden Cafe.
Well, he comes home and tells his wife, Jeeto, `You wouldn`t believe it there! The floor is gold, the ceiling`s gold, the chandelier is gold, even the - Mental institution Santa, Banta and one of their friends are patients in a mental institution and are preparing for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If they pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they...
