| At around 11:15 a girl gets a text from her boyfriend. Boy: Hey, its over now. Girl texts him back: What the fuck??? But what I did to you, why the fuck are you doing this, I have done anything you and you are giving me this. Anyway, I knew you are a bastard that's why I slept with three of your friends, you ass whole, now eat my shit. Boy, confused: I was talking about the movie. Girl: Oh!!! How was it? Boy: Go fuck your self bitch and don't see me your fucking face again. |
| At a wedding , the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?" The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back." |