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Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands...
A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight:
-Light when first found...
-tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties:
Boils at any time with inlaws.
Can freeze in front of his own family.
Melts if sees other women.
Very Bitter if questioned.
Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive
Highly Unstable
Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
Money saving Agent.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the TV.
- Gabbar's Management Lessons Gabbar was more than just a ruthless Dacoit he was also a management and marketing genius. Just have a look at all that we can learn from his enterprising character...
- A Burger or a Kiss!!! Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... - Chef on Board... This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries...
- What a Tragedy!!!! Aaj Jo Ek Aurat Ke Saath Hua Woh Kisi Dushman Ke Saath bhi Na Ho....
Subhay Uthi..... Breakfast Banaya, Lunch Banaya.....
Bachchon Ko Khilaya.....
Pati Ko Khilaya... - Priest's Retirement Speech A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little...
