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    Now that they've retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future.

    "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.

    After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

    Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"

    He replied, "Probably the same thing."
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    A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils` answer by reciting a short poem.

    The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

    The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can, and I think I can."

    The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room.

    He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can... and I think can!"
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