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Santa: Oye Jeeto! Bada Kharcha Ho Gaya Is Mahine... Saari Salary Khatam Ho Gayi. Kahan Lag Gaye Itne Paise.. Kahan Kharch Kar Diye???
Jeeto: Maine Apne Liye Nahin Use Kiye... Ghar Kharch Mein Hi Lag Gaye Saare Paise.
Santa: Kamaal Hai... Kuch Ni Bacha... Koi Hisaab-Kitaab Hai?
Jeeto: Maine Sab Likh Ke Rakha Hai Diary Mein. Tum chahe Toh Chack Kar Lo.
Santa: Ok, show me.
Wife:
1500 - Milk
900 - PNKG
4000 - Vegetables
1100 - PNKG
1800 - Dhobi
500 - PNKG
3500 - Maid
800 - PNKG
6000 - Grocery
1500 - PNKG
1800 - Electric & Water Bills
1000 - PNKG
1200 -
600...
900...
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Santa: Ek Minute... Ek Minute... Ye PNKG Kya Cheez Hai???
Jeeto: Pata Nahi Kitthe Gaye!
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