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Husband in a good mood:
Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 yrs old beautiful girl.
Now I own a luxurious bungalow with, 4 LED TVs, a Limousine and a Porsche, servants... but I sleep with a 50 yrs old woman.
Wife: Dont worry... Just find yourself a 25 yrs old beautiful woman... and I will make sure that you go back to your 1 room rented apartment, table fan, black & white TV and a cycle.
- Speeding Ticket!!! A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn`t... - Sunnny Leone in a Sabzi Market Sunny Leone: Mujhe Koi aisi Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Phaayde Hon !
Sabziwaala: Ye Lo Madam Gajar !!!
1. Pasand Aaye Toh Aloo Matar Ke Saath Paka Lena... - The After-Effects of Marriage A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand...
- Coloured Wristbands!!! In Korea, when a patient is taken to hospital, a white wristband is placed on their left arm. These wristbands contain the patient`s name and information. When a patient dies, a red wristband...
- Interoffice Memo It has been brought to management`s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with...
