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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room.
Husband, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
- Scottish Christmas A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day...
- Seniors' Dating Ads... Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are...
- Grocery puzzle! A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later... - Why Parents Should Not Text... Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
Son: I Don`t Know, Love You, and... - Birthday Gift! Sister to her brother: What are you giving to Grandmaa on her birthday?
Brother: A Football...
