Magic!

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    During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled,

    "How`d you do that?"
    "I could tell you, sir", the magician answered, "But then I`d have to kill you."
    After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then... just tell my wife!"
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    Banta says to Santa, "Do you want to see a magic?"
    Santa says, "Sure."
    "OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees."
    Santa turns around and gets down on all fours.
    "There," says Banta, "... does that feel like you've got a thumb up your ass?"
    "Yes!"
    Banta waves both of his hands in the air, "Magic!"
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