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Scene: A husband and wife watching an a Cricket match.
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Imran Tahir ??
Husband: No, this is Hashim Amla, Imran Tahir is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like Austraila is going to win this one.
Husband: It's India v/s South Africa!!
Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Just 72??? That's too easy, only 2 runs in 1 ball...
Husband angrily turns off the TV.
Wife Turns it on again and starts watching her favourite daily soap.
Husband: Who is she ??
Wife: Don't disturb me......
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