| A farmer’s wife was terribly jealous. Evening after evening, she subjected her husband to a searching inspection. When she would find even a single hair on his coat, there would be a terrible scene! One night, she found nothing."So" she screamed, "Now it’s a bald-headed woman!" |
| Lauren: I suspect that my husband used to visit prostitutes before we met. Hannah: What makes you think so? Lauren: Well, one night we were just playing around, and he picked me up and headed for the bedroom. Hannah: So? Lauren: So I giggled and asked, 'Should I struggle?' And he asked, 'I don't know. Does that cost extra?' |
Ringing bells ! Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.