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Two friends met after a long time...
Hey, I got married!
Oh! Thats good!
No, that's bad. She's ugly!
Oh! That's Bad!
No, that's Good. She's rich!
Oh! That's good!
No, that's bad ! She won't give me a cent...
Oh! That's bad!
No, that's Good! She bought me a big house!
Oh! That's good.
No, that's bad! The house burnt down!
Oh! That's bad!
No, that's good! She was inside...!
- Mahatma Gandhi Some of history`s greatest replies come from people we don`t usually associate with great wit...
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- My Wife Won't Like it... One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out...
- Wish Fulfillment Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window...
- The Civilized Couple A civilized fight between husband & wife...
Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are...